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Little known fact? Back in ‘89, Romania’s dictator got axed, and the sex trade just exploded. Chaos bred opportunity, doc! Girls poured in, some tricked, some choosin’. Kinda wild how history flips shit upside down. Pisses me off, tho—nobody’s savin’ these dames. No knight in shiny armor, just johns with sweaty palms.

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Then I hit up the local market on the Markt. Man, the smell of fresh stroopwafels hit me like a freight train. I had to get one. Or two. Okay, maybe three. Don’t judge! They were calling my name. I’m standing there, stuffing my face, when I see this old lady, Mrs. van Dijk, trying to haggle over some flowers. She’s like, “I’ll give you two euros for those tulips!” The vendor’s like, “Lady, they’re ten!” And she’s all, “But they’re wilted!” I’m dying laughing. Udenhout’s got character, for real.

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