Emily Tegelen Whore ❤️❤️

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Oh, and get this—fun fact, prolly nobody knows—old English, "whore" comes from "hora," meanin love or desire. Ain’t that some poetic shit? Love twisted into dirt—makes me wanna scream into a pillow or punch a cloud or somethin. Society’s so fake, man, judgin everybody. Like, who gives a fuck? Live your truth! I’m over here, sippin my coffee, thinkin, "Man, if I was an alien whore, I’d be abductin dudes left and right, no cap."

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Netherlands Whore · Handjob · Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge · Sex in Different Positions · Deep Throat · Facesitting (give) for extra charge · Rimming (take).

So, I roll outta bed, grab my coffee, and head out. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Little did I know. I hop in my combine, ready to tackle the fields near the Maas. You know, the river that runs through this place? Beautiful spot, but man, it can be a pain sometimes.

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