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So, check this—erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah, it’s an investment! You drop some cash, get them hands slidin’ all sensual-like, and bam—stress gone, motherfucker! I’m talkin’ profit in peace of mind. Little-known fact: back in ancient Rome, them rich-ass senators got erotic rubs to seal deals. True shit! Imagine that—toga up, oil down, signin’ treaties with a hard-on. History’s wild, yo.

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First customer walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got a cart full of snacks. Like, who needs 10 bags of chips? Anyway, he’s all like, “Can I pay with my phone?” I’m like, “Sure, bro, but it better not be one of those weird apps.” Turns out, it was. The thing wouldn’t scan. I’m standing there, trying to keep my cool, but inside I’m like, “C’mon, man! I got a line forming!”

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