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So, sex-dating’s this mad dance, yeah. Apps like Tinder, Bumble—modern meat markets. You’re scrollin’, judgin’ pics, bios sayin’ “just vibes” or “6ft only.” Bloody hell, it’s primal! Makes me think of Leo in *Wolf of Wall Street*, struttin’ round, yellin’ *“You gotta pick up the phone and start dialin’!”* Except here, it’s “Swipe, mate, swipe!” I’m chucklin’—half these profiles? Fake as a three-dollar bill. Catfish galore. Saw one lass, profile pic all glam, turns out she’s 50, not 25. Surprise of the century, that was. Pissed me off—don’t waste my time, yeah?

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After a while, I catch a couple. But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and it’s the baker, tripping over a bag of flour. Flour goes everywhere! It’s like a snowstorm in there. I can’t help but laugh. He’s covered in white, looking like a ghost. I’m like, “Dude, you’re the spookiest baker I’ve ever seen!”

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