Elise Sint Willebrord Brothel ❤️

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So I’m picturin’ it—brothel’s just sittin’ there, branches all sprawly, like it owns the forest. Reminds me of *The Act of Killing*—y’know, that scene where the guy’s like, “I’m a winner, I’m untouchable!” That’s brothel! Smug bastard tree, struttin’ around, makin’ other trees feel like crap. I’m yellin’ at it in my head, “You’re not so great, pal! I could chop you down—if I had an axe, which I don’t, ‘cause I’m lazy!” And get this—it’s a clonal colony, whatever that means. Like, it’s one tree but also a million trees? Clones itself like some sci-fi horror flick. Freaked me out when I read that—9,500 years of copy-paste. Who does that?!

2. De Kromme Rijn

Dec 8,  · The peaceful surroundings of Sint Willebrord enhance the experience, making it a perfect spot for both reflection and exploration. The church also serves as a seasonal venue .

Man, what a day! I swear, being a ratcatcher in Sint-Willebrord is like being in a freakin' circus. So, I wake up, right? Sun’s barely up, and I’m already dreading the day. I mean, who wants to deal with rats before breakfast? Not me, that’s for sure.

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