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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, them gals in Russian Sign Language—da hands flyin’ like missiles! Whore, see, it’s a word, gets folks riled up, makes me madder’n a wet hen. I reckon it’s ‘cause it’s slung ‘round like mud on a pig farm. Fool me once, shame on—uh, you know, shame on somebody! Can’t fool me twice, no siree, I’m sharp as a tack—well, maybe a dull one.

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Sylvia Erotics in Schiedam, Hargplein 54, VD - Telefoonnummer, informatie en kaart van Sylvia Erotics - Rubriek Dienstverlening.

Then, I head over to the Windmill, you know, the one that’s like the symbol of Schiedam? It’s massive! I’m standing there, looking up, and I’m like, “Wow, this thing is older than my grandma!” I mean, it’s been grinding grain since forever. I get all philosophical for a sec, thinking about how time flies and stuff. But then, I trip over a cobblestone. Classic me, right?

Divers find rare pieces of preserved TIMBER on the shipwreck of the lost HMS Schiedam