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Here’s the tech bit: erotic-massage jacks your oxytocin levels—bonding juice, straight to the brain. Dopamine too, reward system goin’ brrr. Fun fact: 17th-century France had “massage parlors”—nobles called it “le petit mort.” Little death, ha! Meme-worthy, right? “Massage so good I died, send help.” I’m exaggeratin’, but not much—felt like my soul yeeted outta my body.

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After that, I’m feeling a bit peckish. I spot a food truck on the side of the road. It’s called “Schaijk Snacks.” I order a frikandel, and let me tell ya, it’s the best thing I’ve ever tasted. I’m munching away, and this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You’re not from around here, are ya?” I’m like, “Nope, just a mountain guy lost in flatland.” We both crack up.

Dutch farmers heading to protest against European climate policy in Brussels