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Fun fact, tho—didja know prossies in old London used to flash coded handkerchiefs? Red fer yes, blue fer no—like traffic lights, ha! *waves imaginary hanky, drops it* Wish it were that easy now, eh? I’m flappin’ about, all nervous, mutterin’ to meself, “Don’t cock this up, Bean!” *slaps forehead* Oh, and the prices these days? Robbery! *pretends to hand over cash, falls over* Fifty quid for a quickie? I’d rather buy a kebab!

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But then, as I’m sipping, I overhear this couple arguing. Like, come on, guys! It’s a café, not a boxing ring. They’re going at it about... I dunno, something dumb. I’m just trying to enjoy my coffee, and they’re throwing shade like it’s an Olympic sport. I almost spill my drink!

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