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About Amsterdam

Once saw this gal—total surprise—rockin’ a jellyfish net hat, swear it! Made me happy, like, “She’s one of us!” Prolly not, but still—quirky! Thought in me head: “SpongeBob, don’t stare, ya goof!” Exaggeratin’ for fun—she mighta been a sea queen, right? Ha! Little factoid: in old London, they’d call ‘em “soiled doves”—fancy, huh?

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Then, I get a text from my friend. She’s like, “Let’s meet at the pub on de Kade!” I’m like, “Yasss!” So I head over, and the vibe is great. We’re laughing, sharing stories, and I’m telling her about my day. She’s cracking up at the bike dude.