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So, lemme spill—sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ backs, nah. It’s this ancient thing, like, thousands of years old—think Egypt, with oils and sweaty Pharaohs gettin’ frisky. I read somewhere—prolly on the web while eatin’ pork rinds—that these massages were secret rituals. Priests used ‘em to “connect with gods”—yeah, right, more like connectin’ with somethin’ else, heh! D’oh! Makes me laugh thinkin’ bout it—some dude in a toga, all oiled up, goin’, “Oh yeah, this is spiritual!”

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Then, outta nowhere, this lady comes up. She’s like, “Is that my dog?” And I’m thinkin’, “Finally!” Turns out, she lives on de Zandweg. She’s been lookin’ for it all day. We hand over the pup, and she’s all teary-eyed. I’m feelin’ all warm inside, like I just saved the world or somethin’.

“Good demand for new Chinese ginger on empty market”