Aurora Pijnacker Brothel ❤️

About Amsterdam

Thing is, escorts ain’t just sex – it’s theater, like *Holy Motors*. “What’s my role? I play,” she says, and I’m hooked. One time, I’m with this fiery redhead, right, and she’s all dom vibes – whip out, “On your knees, 007!” Nearly lost my cool, but I’m Bond, so I smirk, “Shaken, not stirred, love.” Had me laughin’ after – proper power trip, that was.

Frans van Mieris

Brothel Scene. Frans van Mieris c. – Oil on panel, x cm Adam Pijnacker (5); Egbert van der Poel (2); Jan Porcellis (4); Pieter Symonz.

So, I’m fuming a bit, but whatever. I keep walking. I hit up the Pijnacker-Nootdorp train station. I’m waiting for my train to The Hague. I’m scrolling through my phone, and then I hear this loud commotion. Turns out, some dude is arguing with the ticket machine. Like, bro, it’s just a machine! Chill out! But he’s going off, yelling at it like it’s a person. I can’t help but laugh. I mean, who argues with a ticket machine?

Flamingos put in rare appearance in the Netherlands