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So, picture this: I’m in King’s Landing, right, half-pissed on Arbor red, and there’s this whore—let’s call her Lysa, coz why not? She’s got eyes like Mia’s mum in *Fish Tank*, all sharp and tired, “You’re my little girl now,” she says, but it’s bollocks—she’s after me gold. I laugh, coz I see through it, I *know* things, see? She’s got this trick—little known fact—whores in the docks, they hum sea shanties while they work. Keeps ‘em sane, I reckon. Lysa’s hummin’ away, and I’m thinkin’, “Seven hells, this is fuckin’ poetry!” Made me happy, that did—somethin’ pure in the muck.

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After the snooze-fest, I decided to take a walk. I needed fresh air. So, I strolled down the lovely Laan van Oegstgeest. It’s so picturesque, with those cute houses and trees lining the street. But then, outta nowhere, I see this guy walking his dog. And the dog? It’s like a mini bear! I’m talking about a fluffball that could probably take down a small child. I’m laughing, and the dude looks at me like I’m crazy.

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