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So, findin’ a prostitute—where do ya even start? Back in the day, it was street corners, fishnets, and heels clickin’ like a metronome. Now? It’s all digital, baby—apps, sites, sketchy ads poppin’ up like whack-a-mole. I’m scrollin’ X one night, seein’ posts— “Discrete fun, hit me up!”—and I’m like, discrete with an E? Honey, you ain’t foolin’ no one. Makes me mad, tho—half these girls look barely legal, and the other half? Bots. Freakin’ bots! Catfish city, population: me, pissed off.

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We chill for a bit, but then I see this guy trying to impress some girl by showing off his “sick” sandcastle. It’s a disaster! I’m talking more like a sand pile than a castle. I can’t help but shout, “Dude, that’s not a castle, that’s a sand flop!” Everyone laughs, and the guy just turns red.

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