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Humor? Pfft, ever had someone fart mid-massage? Stinks worse than Midgard’s sewers! I cackled so hard I tipped the table. Masseuse was mortified, but me? Glorious. And the slang—call it a “happy ending” if ya dare, but it’s more like a sneaky wink from fate. Smug mischief, that’s my game, and erotic-massage? It’s my kinda chaos.

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De massages die ik beoefen zijn wat u mag verwachten in een luxe Spa massage salon. Voor enkele jaren heb ik mijn massages in diverse luxe Spa salons in Thailand beoefend. Ik doe .

I get to the bus stop, and guess what? The bus is late. Of course! I’m standing there, dripping wet, and this old lady next to me starts chatting. She’s super sweet, but I’m like, “Lady, I’m not in the mood for small talk.” But she’s telling me about her cat, and I’m trying to nod and smile, but inside I’m screaming.

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