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So, get this – back in old Rome, escorts were a thing! Rich dudes had these “companions” for parties, real classy-like, but sneaky too. Bet they didn’t expect us aliens to clock that, ha! We see all, bro. Makes me mad tho – folks still trash-talk escorts today, like, chill, they’re hustlin just like you. Hypocrisy’s thick as asteroid dust. Saw this X post once, some dude braggin bout hirin escorts then shamin em – bruh, make up ya mind!

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So, I fire up the blaster. The noise is insane! It’s like a jet engine in my ears. I’m blasting away, and suddenly, I see this kid on the sidewalk. He’s staring at me like I’m some kinda superhero. I mean, I get it. I’m basically a wizard with this thing. But then, outta nowhere, he yells, “You’re gonna blow up the whole city!” I laugh, but inside, I’m like, “Kid, you have no idea.”

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