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Happy now, I got her, very nice! She talk, say johns pay big, some famous, wawaweewa! I write fast, 19 typo, who care, “famus,” “prostitue,” “detetive” – me, genius! Exaggerate? Yes, I say, “She tallest lady ever, 10 feet!” Funny, ya? I ask, “You like Royal Tenenbaums?” She say, “What?” I sad, best movie, she no taste!

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Then, I decided to grab a quick bite at that little café on de Markt. You know, the one with the weirdly shaped pastries? I ordered a “Matenveld Special” or whatever. It was supposed to be a croissant, but it looked more like a sad pancake. I mean, come on! I was expecting flaky goodness, not a breakfast tragedy.