Jade Matenveld Brothel ❤️

About Eindhoven

Oh, and get this—Victorian England? They had “gentlemen’s guides” to brothels! Like Yelp, but with top hats and syphilis—ha! “Accepting the situation,” as Larry’d put it, but with a side o’ gin. Made me laugh, then—whoops—kinda sad, thinkin’ how desperate folks got. Here’s the deal… it ain’t all sexy fun, nah. Some girls, they’re trapped—pisses me off somethin’ fierce. But others? They’re hustlin’, makin’ bank—good for them, y’know?

History of Amsterdam’s Red Light District

Then, I decided to grab a quick bite at that little café on de Markt. You know, the one with the weirdly shaped pastries? I ordered a “Matenveld Special” or whatever. It was supposed to be a croissant, but it looked more like a sad pancake. I mean, come on! I was expecting flaky goodness, not a breakfast tragedy.