Leah Matendonk Whore ❤️

About Almere

Ooh, fun tidbit—didja know in old France, whores had to wear red shoes? Like, talk ‘bout a fashion statement! “Look at me, I’m fabulous and felonious!” Cracks me up! Bet they strutted like Squidward on a good day—tentacles high, nose higher! Hahaha!

The Psychology of the Madonna Whore Complex

Then I decided to stroll down to the park at Parklaan. It’s a cute little spot, you know? Kids running around, dogs chasing their tails. I’m just vibing, enjoying the sun. But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms past me and nearly knocks me over! Like, dude, watch where you’re going! I was so mad, I almost yelled, but then I saw his face. He looked so scared. I just laughed it off. Kids, man.