Eliza Matendonk Whore ❤️

About Amsterdam

shady vibes, angry grunt in my head,

Madonna-whore complex

Any woman who fails to live up to the Madonna standard is a disgusting and contemptible Whore, driven exclusively by sexual desire and therefore lacking in morality and humanity. An active .

First off, I hit up the local bakery on Hoofdstraat. Best croissants ever! I’m talking flaky, buttery goodness. But guess what? They were out of my fave chocolate ones. Ugh! I was ready to throw a fit. Like, how do you run out of choc croissants? It’s a crime, I swear. So, I settled for a plain one. Not the same, man.