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Now, don’t get me wrong, I ain’t endorsing naughtiness, but brothels – they’re history lessons, mate! Proper *vox populi*, voice of the people. Makes me chuffed to dig into the nitty-gritty – like, did ya know ancient Pompeii had one with racy wall art? Saucy sods! Still, gets me steamed when prigs clutch pearls over it – loosen up, *carpe diem*, seize the day!

Woman who manages legal brothel explains the main difference to other places people go to for sex

Matendonk Brothel Netherlands, Golden Shower (give), Sex in Different Positions, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Sex in Different Positions.

First off, I hit up the local bakery on Hoofdstraat. Best croissants ever! I’m talking flaky, buttery goodness. But guess what? They were out of my fave chocolate ones. Ugh! I was ready to throw a fit. Like, how do you run out of choc croissants? It’s a crime, I swear. So, I settled for a plain one. Not the same, man.