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Lemme tell ya, I was pissed once. Some schmuck botched it – too rough, no rhythm. Felt like a damn lumberjack hackin’ at me. But when it’s good? Oh man, happy ain’t the word – fuckin’ ecstatic! Little known fact: ancient Greeks were nuts for this. Called it “anointing” – sexy, huh? Bet they’d grin like me, “Here’s Johnny!” while rubbin’ down their pals.

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So, I roll outta bed, grab my coffee, and head out. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinkin’, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. I hit the streets, and I’m cruisin’ down the Molenstraat. You know, the one with all the cute cafes? Yeah, that one. I’m just vibin’, when suddenly, BAM! A pigeon poops on my shoulder. Like, seriously? Who does that? I’m like, “Thanks, nature!”

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