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So, picture this: me, Elon, sprawled out, thinkin’ bout colonizin’ Mars while some guru’s kneadin’ my back with oils smellin’ like rocket fuel—ok, maybe lavender, but I’m extra like that. Sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s a full-on sensory upload to the Neuralink mainframe. Little known fact: back in ancient Rome, they’d do this with olive oil and a side of orgy—multitaskin’ at its finest, amirite? Probs why the empire fell—too much “massage,” not enough aqueducts. LOL.

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Then, I get a text from my buddy. He’s like, “Dude, meet me at the pub!” I’m like, “Alright, let’s do this!” I head over to de Bovenstraat, and the pub is packed. I walk in, and my buddy’s already three beers in. He’s like, “You missed the best part!” I’m like, “What part? The part where I spilled coffee?”

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