Lina Lisse Brothel ❤️

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Oh, honey, lemme spill the tea—breathless, “Happy Birthday, Mr. President!”—bout them brothels! Ya know, I’m sittin here, thinkin bout Zero Dark Thirty, that gritty vibe, huntin down secrets in shady corners. Brothels kinda like that—hidden in plain sight, darlin! Ain’t no CIA ops, but they got their own undercover hustle. Been around foreva, like, even ancient Rome had ‘em—lupanars, they called ‘em, wolf dens, how sexy-weird is that? Makes me giggle, picturin toga guys sneakin in, all sly-like.

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First off, I hit the streets. I’m talkin’ about the famous Heereweg. It’s like the main drag, ya know? I’m cruisin’ along, and bam! I see this massive field of tulips. Like, whoa! It’s tulip season, and Lisse is the tulip capital of the world, or somethin’ like that. I’m snapping pics like a tourist. I mean, who wouldn’t? These flowers are lit!

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