Mila Leerdam Brothel ❤️

About The Hague

Ever think how nuts it is? Dudes payin’ for a quickie, actin’ like they’re Jordan Belfort. “I’m the king of the world!”—nah, you’re just horny, bro. Cracks me up! Brothels ain’t glamorous—sticky, smelly, real. But damn, the stories—better than any movie! Maniacal grin, “Here’s Johnny!”—I’d fit right in, stirrin’ shit up!

My Eating Disorder Is Not an Issue of Vanity

After the meeting, I stroll down the Molenstraat, feeling like a rockstar. I’m thinking, “Yeah, we got this!” But then, I trip over a cobblestone. Classic. I’m sprawled out on the ground, and this couple walks by, trying not to laugh. I just wave it off like, “I meant to do that.”

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