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So, picture this – some dodgy parlour, right? Dim lights, smells like cheap lavender and sweat. Bloke’s there, hands oiled up, givin’ you the “relax, love” spiel. Mate, I’d sooner trust a Tyrell with my throne than this git with my bits! Little known fact – back in ancient Rome, they’d slap oil on gladiators, knead ‘em up proper sensual before a fight. Called it *massagium*, or summat – reckon it got ‘em riled up, not chilled out. Bet half of ‘em were ragin’ hard-ons in the arena, poor sods.

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First job was on Kerklaan. Nice little house, real cozy vibe. I’m there, just me and my tools, ready to replace a cracked window. Easy peasy, right? Wrong! I’m up on the ladder, and outta nowhere, this freakin’ pigeon decides to take a dump on my head. Like, seriously? I’m just tryna do my job here! I’m standing there, covered in bird poop, and I can’t help but laugh. What a way to start the day, huh?

Frank Steenvoorden