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So, erotic-massage—lowkey a freaky art, fam! Not just some backrub, nah, it’s history deep—ancient Greeks were on it, rubbin’ down athletes, callin’ it “massage with benefits,” ya feel? Then Rome flipped it, made it all sensual—orgy vibes, oil everywhere, chaotic as ME! I’m screamin’, “LET’S GET WEIRD!” while some dude’s tryna pay for gum. Little known fact: Japan’s got this “nurumassage,” slimey as hell, seaweed gel slidin’—sounds like a Coen brothers fever dream, I’m shook!

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So, I settled for a sad sandwich. I was munching on that when I got a call from a participant in our study. She was freaking out about side effects. I mean, I get it, but c’mon! It’s a clinical trial! You sign up for this stuff! I had to calm her down, but inside I was like, “Why do people always freak out?”

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