Rebecca Joure Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Almere

Oh, and the smell—rum, sweat, and somethin’ unholy—pure *Tree of Life* vibes, “Grace doesn’t try to please itself.” Grace my arse, she’s pleasin’ herself to my wallet! Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I’d wager she’s bedded half the fleet and still kicks like a mule. Personal quirk—I’m mutterin’ to meself, “Ricky, you daft twat, why’d ya bother?” Cos it’s a laugh, innit! Whores—they’re the real sailors, ridin’ waves of idiots like me. Sarcasm? Mate, she’s a walkin’ punchline— “Oh, bless ya, captain, you’re me first today!” Yeah, and I’m the bloody Pope!

Collecting MadVideos -- Jane Wiedlin and Whore du Jour play 'Vacation'

The french version of joe mama. 1) The new girlfriend of a gentleman that suffers from commitment phobia.2) A term used to describe a sexually promiscuous individual.

After the flower fiasco, we decide to chill by the canal. It’s peaceful there, ya know? I’m just watching the boats go by, and I’m thinking, “Life’s not so bad.” But then, I see this kid trying to fish. He’s got a stick and a string. Classic! I’m like, “Kid, you’re not gonna catch anything with that!”

Essex father stunned after Facebook proves his daughter's balloon was found in Netherlands