Lauren Hoorn Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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Fun fact—didya know back in Victorian times, whores had secret codes? Like, a red ribbon meant “I’m game,” but yellow was “piss off.” Clever, eh? Bet MI6 coulda used that. Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ they’re outsmartin’ punters while I’m dodgin’ bullets. Shaken, not stirred, baby—I’d tip my hat to ‘em.

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Hoorn (Dutch pronunciation: [ˈɦoːr(ə)n] ⓘ) is a city and municipality in the northwest of the Netherlands, in the province of North Holland. It is the largest town and the traditional capital .

So, I stroll down to the harbor. The boats are bobbing, and the water’s glistening. I’m feeling all artsy, ya know? I whip out my pencil and start sketching the old ships. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my sandwich! I’m like, “Dude, that was my lunch!” I chase it for a sec, but it’s too fast. I’m left standing there, hangry and confused.

Reply to van Hoorn: Social comparisons of “enough” are an informational signal