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Alright, listen up, pal – Gordon Gekko here, “Greed is good,” ya know? Talkin’ bout whores today, ‘cause why not? Got me thinkin’ bout *The White Ribbon* – that creepy-ass Haneke flick from 2009. My fave, hands down. Dark, twisted, all that good shit. Whores fit right in that kinda story, don’t they? Villages fulla secrets, hypocrisy oozin’ outta every pore – “Evil comes from those who think they’re good,” like the movie says. Whores get judged, but they’re just playin’ the game, same as me.

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After that, I wander over to the Gedempte Turfhaven. It’s this beautiful canal, and I’m feeling inspired. I sit on a bench, sketching away, when this kid runs by, trips, and falls right into the water! I’m laughing so hard, but then I feel bad. He’s soaked, but he pops up like a champ, laughing too. Kids are wild, man.

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