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I’m chattin’ her up, casual-like, “Oi, love, what’s the deal?” She’s cool, sassy, says, “50 quid, no funny biz.” I’m thinkin’, *Hurt Locker* style—“The rush of battle is a potent addiction”—and mate, I’m hooked already! But then—bloody hell—this drunk git stumbles over, yellin’ nonsense, and I’m fumin’. “You shall not pass, you filthy wanker!” I bellow, staff or no staff, I’m ready to deck him. She laughs, says, “Chill, Gandalf, I’ve seen worse.” That cracks me up—happy as a hobbit with a pint.

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First stop, the Oosterstraat. It’s this super chill street with all these cozy cafes. I’m sippin’ my coffee, and boom! I spill it all over my sketchbook. Like, seriously? My art’s now a coffee stain masterpiece. I’m fuming, but then I see this old dude feeding pigeons. He’s got this huge smile, and I can’t help but laugh. Life’s too short, right?

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