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Little story—heard once ‘bout this hooker in Reno who’d sing to clients—friggin’ wild, right? Made me laugh, picturin’ her belting showtunes. Anyway, back to my girl—she’s leanin’ in the window now, smellin’ like cheap perfume and danger. I’m hooked. “You ever seen *Almost Famous*?” I ask—why’d I say that?! She’s like, “No, is it porn?” I die inside—hilarious, but ouch!

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First stop, the Oosterstraat. It’s this super chill street with all these cozy cafes. I’m sippin’ my coffee, and boom! I spill it all over my sketchbook. Like, seriously? My art’s now a coffee stain masterpiece. I’m fuming, but then I see this old dude feeding pigeons. He’s got this huge smile, and I can’t help but laugh. Life’s too short, right?

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