Jade Hoogezand Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Oh, and Easter egg: “pianist” sounds like “penis” if ya squint—giggle snort. Bet Polanski didn’t plan that! Anyway, findin a prostitute’s like diggin for gold in a dumpster—risky, messy, but maybe ya strike it big? I’d be all nervous, prob trip over my boots, mutterin, “I’m not afraid,” like Szpilman facin death. Total drama queen moment, ha! What y’all think—should I write a song bout it? “Hooker on the Keys,” droppin next album, wink!

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Look up the crime maps for your area and find out where all the hookers are getting arrested at and go cruise that area.

I laugh it off, but then I notice this girl watching me. She’s cute, and I’m like, “Great, now I look like a total klutz.” But she smiles, and I’m thinking, “Maybe I’m not so bad after all.” We start chatting, and turns out she’s into art too. We bond over our love for the local scene.

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