Sophie Hoofddorp Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Tilburg

So, this one time, I’m haulin’ ass down Route 66, and there’s this gal—classic whore vibes, standin’ by the truck stop. Skirt shorter than a possum’s temper, and I’m like, “Lordy, she’s workin’ it!” Made me happy, y’know? ‘Cause she’s out there, ownin’ it, no shame. Git-R-Done! But then—here’s the kicker—she’s got a pet iguana. An iguana! Named it “Dollar Bill,” ‘cause it’s green and she’s all ‘bout that cash. Little known fact: some whores got weird pets, keeps ‘em grounded or somethin’. Ain’t that a hoot?

Keuze te over bij HONK

Finally, the train rolls in. I hop on, and it’s packed. I squeeze in next to this lady who’s blasting her music. I mean, c’mon! I’m trying to vibe here, not join a concert. I’m thinking, “Why can’t people just use headphones?” But whatever, I’m just trying to get to the city.

A reminder of our slavery past