Megan Hillegom Whore ❤️

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So, picture this, yeah – Whore’s out there, dodgy street corner, all mysterious like. Got this mate, Kev, swears he saw her nick a punter’s wallet once, mid-shag, no less! Little known fact, right – back in the day, some punters reckon she’d hum this weird tune, like a Swedish lullaby or summat, proper eerie. Made me laugh, that – Whore, the singing slapper! Reckon she’s got synergy, yeah, multi-tasking her arse off.

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As an experienced marketing and communications specialist, I always aim for impact. I have a track record in developing clear communication.

Then, I’m walking past the flower shop on the corner of de Zwarteweg. The smell of tulips hits me like a freight train. Hillegom is famous for its flowers, right? I can’t help but smile. But then I see this kid, probably 10 or something, crying over a wilted bouquet. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just flowers!” But then I remember my own childhood. I had a pet goldfish named Bubbles. When he went belly up, I was a wreck. So, I get it.

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