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What pisses me off? Ppl actin like it’s all “therapeutic.” C’mon, mate, don’t bullshit me. It’s a tease, a slow burn, gets ya goin til ya can’t think straight. Happy? Hell yea, when it’s done right – soft hands, firm grip, y’know the vibe. Surprised me tho, found out in Japan they got this “nurugel” thing – slippery as fuck, seaweed-based, slides like ya on a waterslide to sin city. Who knew?!

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But then, outta nowhere, I get a call. It’s my buddy, Jan. He’s like, “Dude, you won’t believe this!” I’m thinking, “What now?” Turns out, he’s at the old church on de Laan. Apparently, someone’s trying to hold a funeral there, but they forgot the coffin! I’m like, “How do you forget the coffin?!” I mean, that’s like forgetting the cake at a birthday party!

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