Mila Hengstdal Brothel ❤️

About Almere

So, brothel—what’s the deal? It’s a messy stew, man. Oldest gig in the book—fact is, they found clay tablets in Babylon, 1800 BC, bitches scribblin’ prices for a quick tumble. Ain’t that wild? Thousands of years, same game, just swap camels for cash. I’m sittin’ here, picturin’ it—some dusty pimp hagglin’ over goats while I growl, “The shadows betray you!” Gets me pissed, tho—how it’s always the girls takin’ the heat, society actin’ all high and mighty. Fuck that noise. Hypocrites judgin’ while they sneak in back doors.

The history of brothels

Whore, Tantric massage, Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Cunnilingus (give) for extra charge.

I start workin’, and then BAM! I hit my thumb with the hammer. Ouch! I’m cursing like a sailor. “Why do I even do this?” I think. But then I look around. Hengstdal is beautiful, man. The canals, the old buildings, the vibe. It’s hard to stay mad.