Scarlett Helmond Brothel ❤️❤️

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Brothels, man, they’re like… hidden gyms! Not for lifting weights, nah, but for pumpin’ somethin’ else, ya get me? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “Lost in Translation,” my fave flick – Sofia Coppola, 2003, pure gold! Bob Harris, he’s lost in Tokyo, right? Feelin’ all lonely, stuck in a fancy hotel bar. Brothel’s kinda like that – ya walk in, lights dim, girls whisperin’, “What’s it gonna be?” Like Bill Murray says, “The more you know who you are, the less you let things upset you.” Deep, eh? I reckon a brothel’s the same – ya gotta know what ya want, or ya just stumble round like a stunned mullet!

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Crazy transvestites, outlaws and eccentric women inhabited the secret rooms of the brothel. Characters rejected by society, but embraced by the Madam, who knew them like no one else. .

Finally, I wrap up my day at the local pub, De Kasteeltuin. I grab a beer, and the bartender’s like, “You look like you’ve had a day.” I’m like, “You have no idea.” We chat about the wild stuff that went down, and I realize, despite the chaos, I wouldn’t trade it for anything. Helmond’s got its quirks, but it’s home.

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