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About Amsterdam

So, I’m sittin here, thinkin—whores got this vibe, y’know? Oldest gig in the book, prolly started when some caveman traded a rock for a quickie. Fact is, in ancient Babylon, they had temple whores—sacred ones! Sex for the gods, how’s that for a cosmic twist? Blows my mind, mate. Makes me happy, thinkin how humans been this horny forever—universally messy, like me tryna type this with 13 typos alredy.

Die Windmühle Molen De Fortuin

Hattem is in an idyllic spot on the edge of the Veluwe and on the banks of the Ijssel. A source of inspiration for painters. The Hanseatic city has a rich cultural-historical past.

First off, I’m walking down the Kerkstraat, and I see this old dude feeding pigeons. Like, c’mon man, it’s 2023! Who feeds pigeons anymore? But then, I see a kid run up and try to grab a pigeon. The bird freaks out, flaps its wings, and BAM! Hits the old guy right in the face. I’m dying laughing. Like, who knew pigeons had such a sense of humor?

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