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Once, I tried talkin to one – total disaster! She laughed, said, “Homer, you’re too fat!” Burned me bad, man, I was redder than Barney’s nose. Still, funny now – me, a machine milkin dope, chattin up a pro! “What did I do to deserve this?” – movie line fits perfect, ha! Whores, they’re wild, unpredictable, like Cronenberg’s twists. Love hatin em, ya feel me? D’oh!

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Finally, I make it to the office, and guess what? My coffee machine is broken. Ugh! I need my caffeine fix, or I’m basically a zombie. So, I hit up the nearest café on the corner of de Kuilen and the Markt. I order a cappuccino, and the barista is super friendly. I’m thinking, “Okay, maybe today won’t be so bad.” But then, I spill it all over myself. Great. Just great. Now I smell like burnt coffee.

European Championships: Netherlands score junior mixed relay TTT gold