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So check it, I’m cruisin downtown, lights flashin, horns blarin—pure chaos, brother! You gotta have eyes like a hawk, watchin every corner. These chicks, they pop outta nowhere, skirts hiked up, wavin like they’re callin me to the top rope! I’m like, “Woah, brother, slow yer roll!” Reminds me of that line, “I’m not scared of you, I’m scared of myself,” ya feel me? It’s temptin, but ya gotta stay sharp.

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So, I’m hammering away, and suddenly, my buddy Jan pops in. He’s all like, “Dude, did you hear about the market on De Kuilen?” I’m like, “What market?” Turns out, they’re having this huge flea market today. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need. More distractions.” But Jan’s all hyped, so I’m like, “Fine, let’s check it out.”

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