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About The Hague

I’d toss in some dark Haneke vibes—“The ritual of punishment,” like he says, but it’s the madam whackin’ a fella fer shortin’ her cash. Made me mad thinkin’ o’ it—poor gals workin’ hard, and some jackass can’t pay up? Ooh, I’d string him up by his boots! But then I got happy imaginin’ the sisterhood—gals laughin’, fixin’ each other’s hair, spillin’ gossip ‘bout the sheriff. Surprised me how they’d make a home outta that mess.

United States

First off, I head down to the workshop on De Kuilen. You know, the one with the big ol’ oak tree out front? Yeah, that one. I’m all set to craft this fancy new stove for some posh couple on De Kuilen. They want it to be “rustic” but “modern.” Like, what even is that? I’m a stove-maker, not a magician!

Bridge Makes You Feel Like Moses, Parting The Red Sea