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About Rotterdam

I’d prolly suck at pickin’ a girl, tho. “You’re all so pretty!” I’d blurt, all cringey and loud. They’d roll their eyes—classic Michael move. “I can’t remember who I picked!” I’d panic, quotin’ Memento again. That movie’s my jam—memory’s all scrambled, like me in a brothel. Surprised me how chill some gals are—tough as nails, runnin’ the show. Respect! But ugh, the sleazy guys? Gross. Makes me wanna punch somethin’.

How to Reach Red Light District

First off, I head to the market at the Vismarkt. Love that place! Fresh fish, veggies, and all the stroopwafels you can eat. I grab a couple of those sweet treats, and boom! I spill syrup all over my shirt. Great start, right? I’m standing there, sticky and embarrassed, while this old lady just laughs at me. Like, thanks, lady. Real supportive.

Eredivisie Round Up: PSV down NAC Breda as Groningen win the Derby of the North