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So, check it—I tried this sexual-massage spot once, right? Hidden in some sketchy alley, smelled like sage and desperation. This chick, she’s rubbin’ me down, and I’m like, “Yo, is this allowed to feel *this* good?” She’s hittin’ spots I didn’t even know I had—muscles screamin’, “What is this sorcery?!” Little known fact, tho—back in ancient Rome, they’d do this shit with olive oil and call it “healin’.” Healin’ my ass—it’s foreplay with extra steps! I’m layin’ there, thinkin’, “This is some *Leviathan* shit—‘Man is a wolf to man,’ but with lube!”

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Finally, I get my fries, and they’re golden perfection. I’m munching away, feeling like a king. But then, I see this stray cat. It’s just chilling, looking at me like I owe it money. I can’t resist. I toss it a fry, and it looks at me like I just handed it a gold bar. I’m like, “Dude, it’s just a fry!” But hey, I’m a softie for animals.

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