Ivy Geertruidenberg Whore ❤️❤️

About Tilburg

Ok, quirks—sometimes I imagine whores wirin up my radios, gigglin as they twist cables, screwin with my frequencies—ha! Total chaos, I’d love it! Exaggeratin? Maybe, but who cares? They’re legends in my book! Oh, and here’s a zinger—Victorian whores used to dye their hair with walnut juice—random, wild, LOVE that hustle! Surprised me when I read it, like, who thinks of that? Genius!

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First off, let me tell ya, Geertruidenberg is a small town, but it’s got character. Like, it’s got this old-school vibe, ya know? The streets are narrow, and the buildings are all cute and brick. I mean, I’m used to the smell of pine, not... whatever that was in the air.

Dutch power company’s road transport is foiled by…power cable