Nadia Geertruidenberg Whore ❤️❤️

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Oi, mateys! ‘Tis I, Cap’n Jack Sparrow, yer Cargo Transportation Manager, savvy? So, ye wanna hear ‘bout me ol’ pal “whore”? Not some lass, mind ye, but me trusty ship—me vessel o’ chaos! Named ‘er meself, I did, ‘cause she’s a wild one, carryin’ goods faster than a rum-soaked pirate fleein’ the navy. Picture this, right—me, steerin’ ‘Whore’ through storms, cargo bouncin’ like groupies on a tour bus, aye? Reminds me o’ that flick *Almost Famous*—y’know, “It’s all happening!”—‘cept it’s barrels o’ rum ‘stead o’ rockstars.

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Whore Geertruidenberg Angelina · Brothel Netherlands · Dokkum · Venray · Leiderdorp · Geertruidenberg · Oosterpark. Helden Brothel. Cot escort.

While I’m waitin’, I notice this group of kids playin’ soccer in the square. They’re kickin’ the ball around, laughin’, havin’ a blast. I’m sittin’ there, sippin’ my coffee, and I’m like, “Man, I miss bein’ a kid.” Then, outta nowhere, one of the kids kicks the ball right at me! It hits my leg, and I spill my coffee all over my shirt. Great. Just great.

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