Harper Enkhuizen Whore ❤️

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Alright, listen up, you fools! I’m Gandalf, wise as hell, and I say, YOU SHALL NOT PASS! – not ‘til I tell ya what I think about whores, anyways. So, picture this: a whore, yeah? Not just any, but one straight outta somethin’ wild like Terrence Malick’s *The New World* – my fave flick, hands down. “The land is alive!” – that’s what Pocahontas says in it, and damn, this whore’s got that vibe. She’s out there, struttin’ through the dirt and chaos of life, like she owns the damn forest.

Hit the trail

1 day ago · Walk, bike or sail through Enkhuizen and feast your eyes. Within the old ramparts you will find no fewer than national monuments and the most unusual street names. Also .

Then, I hit the harbor. The boats are bobbing, and I’m thinking, “This is nice.” But then I see this seagull. And not just any seagull. This dude is like the king of the harbor. He swoops down and snatches a sandwich right outta some tourist’s hand! I’m cracking up, but the tourist? Not so much.

History student finds oldest share certificate