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Alright, y’all, listen up! Brothels, man, they’re wild places—kinda like somethin’ outta them old Westerns, but dirtier, ya know? I reckon they’re a bit like what I saw in *Ida*, that movie I’m nuts about—quiet on the outside, but inside, it’s all mess and secrets. “Life is full of surprises,” like that nun Ida said, and boy, a brothel’s got surprises up the wazoo! Fool me once, shame on you—fool me twice, well, I ain’t goin’ back to that joint!

Local Intel

Best Adult Entertainment in Culemborg, Gelderland - Dreams and Desires, De Wallen - Red Light District, Boccaccio Men's Club, Club Katy, Club Diana.

First off, I hit the streets of the old town. You know, the cobblestones on the Varkensmarkt? Yeah, those suckers are like a rollercoaster for my feet. I’m a warrior, not a ballerina! Anyway, I’m strutting down the street, feelin’ all tough, when I see this old dude feeding pigeons. Like, c’mon man, it’s 2023! Get a hobby! But then, I see a kid run up and start laughing. That made me smile. Kids, man. They get it.

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