Avery Cranendonck Brothel ❤️

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Happy part? The chaos! Players could pick sides – run the joint, bust it up, or just flirt and fail. Total Tina move – “I’d charm ‘em, but I’m too sarcastic.” I’d exaggerate the madam, 7-foot tall, voice like gravel, screaming, “Time is a lie!” Cuz why not? Oh, typos incoming – soryy, fat fingers, latte spills. Brothel’s a vibe – sleazy, human, hilariously dark. I’d play it, wouldn’t you?

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So, we’re chillin’ there, and I’m thinkin’, “Man, this is what life’s about.” But then, outta nowhere, I see this old lady, Mrs. van Dijk, from the other side of the river. She’s waving her arms like a madwoman. I’m like, “What now?” Turns out, her cat, Whiskers, climbed a tree and wouldn’t come down. I’m like, “Lady, I’m a raftsman, not a cat whisperer!” But she looked so desperate.

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