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So check this—findin’ a prostitute ain’t no cakewalk, ya dumbasses. I’m scrollin’ X, tryna peep profiles, see who’s out there slingin’ ass. Some chick posts, “50 bucks, full service,” and I’m like, sweet Jesus, that’s a deal! But then—bam!—her pic’s blurry, prolly a catfish, and I’m pissed! “Respect my authoritah!” I yell at the screen, ‘cause I ain’t wastin’ my cash on some fake-ass hoe. Fun fact, tho—back in the 1800s, prostitutes in Paris had these secret codes, like wearin’ red ribbons meant they was “open for biz.” Ain’t that some wild shit?

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Then I decide to stroll down the Laan van de Kruidnagel. It’s a pretty street, lined with trees and cute houses. But guess what? I see this old dude walking his dog. The dog? Total psycho. It bolts right at me, and I’m like, “Whoa, chill, buddy!” I swear, I almost dropped my croissant.

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