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So, erotic-massage—far out, right? It’s not just rubbin’ and tuggin’, it’s a whole trip! Little known fact: back in ancient China, they called it “anmo,” some secret sensual healing gig for emperors—shag-tastic! Makes me happy, baby, thinkin’ how some sly concubine worked those knots out, probly with a wink and a giggle. But what gets me randy? The skill, man! A good masseuse is like Nie Yinniang in *The Assassin*—silent, deadly smooth, “a blade in the mist.” One wrong move, and it’s all ruined—cramp city, no mojo!

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First off, I hit up the local café on Hoofdstraat. Best coffee in town, no joke. I ordered my usual—double espresso, extra shot. The barista, a dude named Joris, was all smiles. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my croissant! Like, seriously? I’m just tryin’ to enjoy my breakfast, and this feathered thief decides to make me his breakfast. I was fumin’! I yelled, “Hey! Get your own food, ya punk!” But the bird just looked at me like, “What’s your problem, human?” Ugh, so annoying.

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